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A GRANDMOTHER IS A LADY WHO HAS NO LITTLE CHILDREN OF HER OWN.
SHE LIKES OTHER PEOPLE'S.
A GRANDFATHER IS A MAN GRANDMOTHER.
GRANDMOTHERS DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING EXCEPT BE THERE.
THEY ARE OLD, SO THEY SHOULDN'T PLAY HARD OR RUN.
IT IS ENOUGH IF THEY DRIVE US TO THE MARKET AND HAVE A LOT OF DIMES
READY. WHEN THEY TAKE US FOR WALKS, THEY SLOW DOWN PAST PRETTY THINGS
LIKE CATERPILLARS AND LEAVES. THEY NEVER SAY, " HURRY UP."
USUALLY GRANDMOTHERS ARE FAT, BUT NOT TOO FAT TO TIE YOUR SHOES. THEY
WEAR GLASSES AND FUNNY UNDERWEAR. THEY CAN TAKE THEIR TEETH AND GUMS OUT.
GRANDMOTHERS DON'T HAVE TO BE SMART, ONLY ANSWER QUESTIONS LIKE, " WHY
ISN'T GOD MARRIED?" AND "HOW COME DOGS CASE CATS?" WHEN THEY READ TO US,
THEY DON'T SKIP PAGES, OR MIND IF WE AS FOR THE SAME STORY OVER A GAIN.
EVERYBODY SHOULD TRY TO HAVE A GRANDMOTHER, ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T HAVE
A TELEVISION. THEY ARE THE ONLY GROWNUPS WHO HAVE TIME.
WRITTEN BY CHANCE ... AGE 11
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