WHO TUCKED ME IN ME WIDDLE BED
AND SPANKED ME BUTT TILL IT WAS RED?
.....ME MUDDER
IN THE MORNING, WHEN THE LIGHTS WOULD COME
AND IN ME CRIB ME DRIBBLEDSOME
WHO WIPED ME WIDDLE TINY BUN?
.....ME MUDDER
WHO TOOK ME FROM ME COZY COT
AND PLACED ME ON ME ICE COLD POT
AND MADE ME PEE-PEE WHEN ME COULD NOT?
.....ME MUDDER
WHO'S HAIR SO GENTLY SHE WOULD APART
AND HOLD ME TIGHTLY TO HER HEART
AND SOMETIMES SQUEEZE ME UNTIL I'D FART?
.....ME MUDDER
WHO LOOKED AT ME WITH EYEBROWS DROOPED
AND SCREAMED AND YELLED TIL SHE HAD THE CROUP
WHEN IN ME SUNDAY PANTS I - POOPED?
.....ME MUDDER
AND AT NIGHT WHEN THE BED DID SQUEAK
AND ME RAISED ME HEAD TO HAVE A PEAK
WHO YELLED AT ME TO GO TO SLEEP?
.....ME MUDDER
