Hi Moby, Been Listening to you since early 90's !! My story is about a friend in Buckhead. His name is Sam. Sam has bird feeders in his yard and had hard time keeping squirrels out. So one morning he got out his 410 ga. shotgun and killed 2 of the pesky squirrels. They hadn't had time to get cold and the police showed up! Arrested him took him downtown and booked him put him in a holding cell with the other "criminals". Sam didn't make eye contac with nobody cuz he was scared!!! Finally a big guy said "hey boy what you in here for? Sam TRIED to put on his meanest base voice "tenor" at best and he said double murder. They were in awe at this little fellow.
"Well who you killed"?
Sam paused and finally looked up and said 2 squirrels!!!
The "criminals" horsed laughed him. There is more but no body can tell it the way Sam can. Anyhow you could have been like my friend Sam had you shot the deer in your back yard..
Love your morning show and if we don't meet this side of the pearly gates, when we get to the other side, after priorities, I'll look you up and I know we can share deer stories.

Yea Baby
Frank